Much Ado About "Not Much!"

Plowme and Skanky
Sitting in a tree.
Wishing that Lane
Would leave the SEC.

They fussed and they fumed
As they have all along.
"We are calling all members
To prove LSU wrong."

"We must rid ourselves of this madman,"
The couple exclaimed.
They were really enraged
After Clemson was maimed.

They planned and they plotted.
They made a decree.
"We will uproot Baton Rouge
And throw them in the sea!"

"Their judges, their chancellor,
Their athletic director, too."
"We will threaten their expulsion,
Make them see our point of view!"

But much to their chagrin,
Tiger fans don't scare.
And Kiffin isn't bothered.
He still has his flare.

Settle down conference.
No rules were broke.
Maybe your feelings got hurt,
But quit acting woke.

As Lane said the other night,
"What if we had"?
The arse whippings we are bringing,
Could really be bad!

-FAW