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How do visitors to Auburn remove the stench of cow dung from themselves?
Posted on 9/29/14 at 4:30 pm
Posted on 9/29/14 at 4:30 pm
Any LSU fans headed to Allbarn for the 1st time will need some advice on how to remove the stench of bovine feces which permeates that village. I know the odor clings persistently b/c it's combined w/ a thick & sticky layer of envy toward their big brother on the western side of their state. Can anyone help out of fellow LSU fans w/ any form of prevention or cure for that funky Allbarn smell plaguing visitors?
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Posted on 9/29/14 at 4:31 pm to Bayou_Bengal@Irving
take a shower with soap
Posted on 9/29/14 at 4:35 pm to Bayou_Bengal@Irving
How do Auburn fans remove the stench of cow dung from themselves.........they wash their penises.
Posted on 9/29/14 at 4:36 pm to DWaginHTown
Unless you're using some industrial-strength cleanser & a pressure washer, mere water & soap won't suffice. The stench is like a combination of the b.o. of an obese & ablutophobic chick & spray from a skunk w/ Montezuma's revenge.
Posted on 9/29/14 at 4:37 pm to Bayou_Bengal@Irving
I recommend covering it up with with the fresh scent of corndogs.
This post was edited on 9/29/14 at 4:38 pm
Posted on 9/29/14 at 4:38 pm to Bayou_Bengal@Irving
You're trying too hard. 
Posted on 9/29/14 at 4:39 pm to Bayou_Bengal@Irving
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Any LSU fans headed to Allbarn for the 1st time will need some advice on how to remove the stench of bovine feces which permeates that village. I know the odor clings persistently b/c it's combined w/ a thick & sticky layer of envy toward their big brother on the western side of their state. Can anyone help out of fellow LSU fans w/ any form of prevention or cure for that funky Allbarn smell plaguing visitors?
Eat a cheeseburger.
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