re: Dexter Mccluster

gives the old 'dead fish' when he shakes hands

Listens to kenny g inside his helmet

puts the empty milk carton back in the fridge.

will always go get food during a football game and make everyone move

doesn't know proper etiquette at a STOP sign

(if you get there first Dexter just fricking go; you're not doing me some big favor by motioning for me to go; it just takes longer when you do that)

doesn't visit his grandmother

says bingo when he doesn't have bingo

refuses to use hand sanitizer even when offered.

Uses Saban's lifts in his shoes

steals foul balls from kids