2011: The CLM Revenge World Tour

I took this from another post of mine and decided to expound on it.

2011 Has been the Coach Les Miles Revenge World Tour, and this is why:

Oregon He started the year by getting revenge on the Pac-12 for their constant "Our offense can dominant anyone's defense" crap, that coincides with the meida biased by shutting up Oregon and costng them their second game againt an SEC opponent in a row. Oregon would go on to finish the season as Pac-12 champions and earn a spot in the Rose Bowl, thereby cementing CLM's original theoy that LSU is better than all of the Pac-12, and ending the USC "debate" from a few years ago once and for all. LSU, 40-27

Kentucky. CLM Said very loud and very clear to them, "I've got your three overtimes, bitch" and unleased the Honey Badger, Tyrann Mathieu to help avenge the 2007 loss that knocked us down from the #1 spot in the middle of the season. LSU, 35-7

Florida CLM kicked them when they were down just like they did to us under CUM in 2008 when we were the ones who couldn't find a quarterback to save our lives. LSU, 41-11

Auburn I think I speak for everyone when I say "frick Auburn."
CLM said "Put your cigars out in this, bitch" and dropped 45 on them, creating the biggest point difference in the series' long and close history, and he did so without a heisman winning, first over all selected quarterback, and thereby slapping them in the face harder than they've ever done ton us. LSU, 45-10


Alabama. This was the big one, or so we were lead to believe at the time. CLM when into hell, the belly of the beast, Tuscaloosa,AL. He out Saban'd Nick Saban'd, showing $$$$$ what a true distaste for offense is like. He also pulled ahead in the "Saban vs. Miles" tally, ending up 3-2. LSU, 9-6

Western Ketucky.- CLM then got revenge against bettors for making Alabama the favorite the previous week by not covering the spread against WKU. LSU, 42-9

Ole Miss This one was a long time coming.CLM got his revenge against Houston Nutt by forever leaving Nutt's lasting legacy of his tenure in the SEC not being D-Mac's heisman campaign, or a 3OT victory in Tiger Stadium, but of CLM being so ahead of him that he can put in his third string quarterback with five minutes to go in the game and begin kneeling the ball. By Proxy, he also got revenge against the "CLM can't maange the clock", by, instead of managing it well, being so badass that he mismanaged it even worse and they couldn't say dick about it.As far as Ole Miss, it was it's worse home any of thse overdressed stump jumpers or their parents can remember. LSU, 52-3

R-Kansas This one was sweet for alot of us. CLM said to Petrino: Hey, you're an offensive guy? Good. Score first.
Bobby Petrino responded: Whuut, meee?
CLM: Yeah, go right ahead. Here, take 14, even.
CLM then followed by making the score 41-3 in the game, and in actuality, holding Petrino's offense to only ten points. CLM got revenge against Petrino, R-Kansas for last year keeping us out of the Sugar Bowl by making sure R-Kansas is damned to Capital One Bowl Hell. LSU, 41-17

SECCG UGA This one had been a while coming. CLM needed to even the SECCG Scoreboard with Mark Richt. CLM said "I ain't no first year SEC coach now,bitch" and slaughtered him in front of his hometown ATL fans. It wasn't just to even the score, though. At halftime, Mark Richt seemed to have forefitted his will not only to win, but to play at all. He knew that his team played the best half they could and was only up by 3 pitiful points. He knew that they had awakened a sleeping "giant" when TM7 ran the punt return back. He knew what we knew, that despite UGA being champions of the East, the SEC was a Western Dominaed Conference. CLM's evened the SECCG seres 1-1. LSU, 42-10

BCS NCG vs. Alabama Now comes the rematch of the century, bla bla bla. CLM isn't intimidated. CLM doesn't really give a shite, because now, CLM is moving out of the tangible and into the historical. CLM now gets revenge against his home's worse histrical loss. Now, CLM isn't playing against Alabama in 2011. CLM remembers Billy Cannon's Halloween Run being in that generation's "Game of the Century" and how LSU won the regular season, but lost to an SEC opponent in a Bowl Game in New Orleans. CLM now seeks to even the historical score and win the game of the century both in the regular season AND in the bowl game in New Orleans.

Congratulations, Gumps and $$$$$. You now get to reexperience our Badass Coaching Cajun Ninja as he seeks even more revenge. You've got a beautiful fricking future.

Fear The Hat.