Leonard's Losers Saturday morning picks today's game.

This is Percy Peabody tellin’ you it’s time for Leonard’s Losers with Leonard Postoasties, the world’s greatest football prognosticator. Tell ’em about it, Leonard.

Well, Percy, ol’ Lane Kiffin packs up them Bayou Bengals and heads north outta Death Valley to the red clay plains for a Saturday nooner tiger tangle with Alex Golesh’s Auburn bunch at Jordan-Hare. The home Tigers just went and knocked the stuffing out of them Red Clay Hounds down in Athens, and that Jordan-Hare crowd’ll be howlin’ like a pack of hungry dogs when the purple-and-gold cats come struttin’ in. Byrum Brown’s been runnin’ wild like a jackrabbit with a hot foot, and the Plains boys think they got the magic back after that Georgia stunner.

But the Bayou Bengals got that Leavitt fella flingin’ the pigskin and a defense that just blanked somebody last week, and history says these swamp cats usually get the better of the Plains pussycats when the chips are down. The home crowd’ll raise a ruckus early, but the Bayou boys got more bite when the shadows get long.

Leonard’s Loser? Auburn.

Get me outta here, Percy.