Could we get a "toggle button" to indicate whether the poster is clothed?

I suspect that quite often I am reading the message board post of an individual or individuals who are posting whilst lacking any clothing or covering over their primary sexual organs. Could we have a toggle button or some such indicator that poster could use voluntarily to indicate whether these private areas are covered whilst composing that particular post? I realize that usage of this feature would be voluntary and, short of the Admins having real-time camera access to all posters, the feature would rely on the "Honor System". That's fine.

The reason for this request is because my Internet Moral Code requires me to interact with no individuals who post whilst naked from the waist down. With this requested feature, the poster could indicate his clothing status and I could make my decision to read that post based on the clothing status of the poster.

Thank you.

PS I would think that the owner of TD would like to promote a "family atmosphere" here on Tigerdroppings and I believe that a toggle button indicating whether a particular post was composed and posted whilst decently clothed would go a long way towards that end. That way parents could steer tender young minds away from posts created under questionable circumstances. Thanks.