This must be what Barry Switzer felt like....

So, I'm now officially an expert on the abbreviated (but damn tasty) menu at Five Guys - the new burger joint that B.R. has been deserving for quite some time. After having deliberated on this knowledge, I've drafted a few text-book plays (small playbook right now, but I'll add plays as they come to me):

1. "The 5 and Out" - player scores with the bacon cheeseburger, coupled with the LARGE order of Cajun fries (even when the little Chinese brawd says, "that's enough for like 4 people.") Shrug that off, fatboy, and get the LARGE. After wolfing it down, you slip into a mild coma of angus bliss - exhausted from the bushel of spuds you just ate.

2. "The 5 and 5" - player dances past the chalk line after partaking in just enough of the greasy delicacies at 5 Guys to leave a little "energy." So pleased with himself, and with a little bit left in the tank, player feels like nothing would cap off this victory moreso than a little "end-zone celebration." So, the first "5" is hamburger heaven and the other "5," well.....that assumes you didn't lose a digit in woodshop class.

Any assistant coaches out there that can add to the play book?