Nuclear Power Plant in Alabama

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..... The Scottsboro Nuclear Plant has also been
given approval by the Alabama State Legislature,
to Exhume the body of former Crimson Tide Coach
Paul "Bear" Bryant, and to tap into the Cadaver's
energy source as the Plant's main source of energy to
run the generators. When asked why the State of
Alabama just didn't tap into the energy of the
long since dead coach directly as a major souce
of energy, Mr Kilgore stated "What the hell do
you think the state has been running on the
past 20 years" ?

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(Flim at 11:00)

Yeah mom said he had whiskey dick. "it was like he was trying to get an oyster in a slot machine"