Need an Eyes of Texas Fark

Someone posted this on the Rant so I'll move it here because it's a great idea. Could Phreak or one of you other geniuses superimpose Augie's face and head into an outline of the state of Texas, but have it appear as if his eyes are gouged out -- and have a quote or comment bubble that says, "My eyes have been gouged out!!!"

Or better yet --- Phreak -- make one of your hilarious little movies where PM is chasing Augie, whose head is an outline of the state of Texas, and PM keeps kicking him, but PM's shoe is a boot that is an outline of the state of Louisiana -- and then PM catches Augie, and all you see is PM going after him with his hands, and then the last frame you see Augie's head with his eyes gouged out.

Yes I am a sick puppy, but that would be funny as hell.