My New Fark Board Business Idea

I rarely post on this board, but check it several times a week. Without fail, I see a thread started by some schlub who needs someone else to do some fark / gif / sig / logo work for him. On occassion, a benevolent farker will accomodate the request. However, more frequently (and more deservedly) the requesting party gets ridiculed. After all, if you want a challenging / time consuming product for free, do it yourself.

However, I do recognize an opportunity to connect those who are willing to pay a reasonable fee with farking geniuses who are willing to work on a fee basis. I envision a brokerage type scenario, wherein the buyer contacts me and defines the scope of work, which I then put out to bid on the board. [Farkers that sign exclusive licensing arrangements with me will be given (unofficially) preferential treatment.] I feel that this structure will be beneficial to all involved, but especially me.

In order to increase visibility and brand recognition, though, I will need some advertising material. Can someone throw together some billboard ads and a quick 90 second commercial for "Farking Genius Broker Services" for me? I don't have any ideas, so feel free to use your imagination as far as source pics / clips / and sales pitch.

TIA

Putty