Fark Help

I know you're supposed to put requests on the "help" board, but no one helped me.

I'm an RA, and have been tasked with making a recruitment poster-- but i have absolutely no farking skills.

Our theme is gatorade, and basically I want this design



Except where is says gatorade i need it to say "resident assistant" and where is says "thirst quencher" it should say something like "problem solver" or something an RA might do.

If you could fit "Is it in you?" somewhere while still keeping the design looking cool, that would be a plus. Thanks in advance for the help