Can someone turn this rant into a sig pic for me?

I would do it if I were at home but im not.

frick him and his stupid-arse glasses. He looks like a dipshit. I hope Robert Conyers puts Khalil McDicksInAss deeper into the turf than Michael Jordan after his hole-in-one in Space Jam. Then I hope he runs to the sideline, breaks Drew's idiot, faux-hipster glasses over his knee like Bo Jackson and lets out a Randy Savage "ooooh yeah." I hope all this horseshite helps Freeze lose his nice guy act State fans have been telling him he has going. He just goes off the wall apeshit, sticking his head under Rebel IPA taps at the Library, snorting coke off Andy Kennedy's dome, and slaying every Theta in a five-square-mile radius. Hell, I hope he drives to Knoxville and fricks Butch's lesbian lover harder than she's ever been scissored before by her post-op tranny freakshow. I don't care if we fire doresrules or not. That Chaz Bono lookalike better sign Willie Allen next year though or I'm going to throw a fricking fit. And lose some damn weight. If you want your linemen to play well, maybe you should go out and recruit well instead of just sucking down KFC double-downs with Justin Bell. Now to conclude this rant, someone find me psk_vol, V&S, and Prof's addresses. I'm going to whoop psk's arse worse than his stepdad did after he didn't swallow growing up, then brand Rebals Bitch into his sternum. Then I'm going to earfrick V&S's sisterwife, and finish on his Mark Martin bedspread. Finally, I'm going to drop off a fruit basket at Prof's house because despite both of our fanbases acting like jackasses in that thread, he has been quite nice.

The author is BallstotheWesleyWall