Can someone make Apollo Creed the English language?

This was inspired by twitter language infecting every day speech. You can mess around with what Duke is saying too. Thanks fellas.

ETA: Inspired by this:

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so ive just started ordering slamon at restaurants and the range of goodness varies drastically. i kno thers several different species, is ther something i culd ask server that wuld indicate the goodness of salmon served. what shuld i b lookin for. let me add, that i talkin good rest w/ servers that kno what theyre doin. i wuldnt ask a server at the chimes what type of salmon ther servn.

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