Calling the Fark Gods - Keiland Williams Fark

gentlemen and ladies...

if you are bored and want a challenge. I would love to see a fark involving:
1. Keiland Williams
2. a Train
3. number 5

I call him the Kei-train for no good reason. But it has caught on with others I know and wanted to play around with the idea.

So i was thinking of a train moving fast then it blending into keiland.
or maybe keiland running head up against a train.
etc etc

thanks in advance, i would like to see what yall can do