A last minute sig request

I have had an idea for a sig for a while, but--as with most things---have waited until the last minute to do anything about it. I would like to incorporate my handle and "positiger"ness with a little humor. I would like:

1) a (cartoon) picture of man lying down flat on the floor

2) a (cartoon) picture of Les Miles squatting over him with his pants around his ankles

3) instead of giving him a steaming hot carl on his chest, Les is instead shooting a heavy stream of rainbow into man A's mouth

4) my handle, "Hot Carl"

5) a unicorn or the Kool Aid man saying "OH YEAH" in the background

Obviously, I want to play on the whole "sunshine pumper, Les lover, Kool Aid drinker" etc... insults that are sometimes thrown my way.



Obviously, this is a lot to ask--especially before kickoff tomorrow--but I trust that someone from the esteemed (and world-renowned) Tigerdroppings Fark Board can work their magic. Perhaps I'll throw some coin in your PayPal account if it's really good. TIA