PED $500 cash and new cars are cheating in college

I’m interested how being handed a stack of cash gives you an edge on your competition.The WR with the Ferrari can somehow enhance his playing ability because of handouts while the clean po CB can’t guard him cause boosters don’t flash the cash to them.

Other than steroids I didn’t know that cars and cash makes you better at sports.

I’d love to know which car makes me jump higher in b-ball so I could dunk again. Should I go to the bank tomorrow and grab a stack of 20s to give my jumpshot an edge?

My defender will never see it coming..

“Wtf you made a 26 footer?”

“Yep it’s these stacks of cash makes me shoot like a boss”