Coach Miles Will Retire When He Chooses

On his timetable.

He'll hang it up after he breaks McClendon's record.

He'll coach out the remainder of his contract.

His job was never really in danger

You fools on the Internet don't know anything.

The dissatisfaction on the Rant doesn't reflect the sentiments of the broader fanbase.

The powers that be know better than to fire Miles.

Miles isn't going anywhere.

And the list goes on and on...

(In case it isn't obvious, this is parody meant to mock all of the moronic lines spewed by apologists over the last thtee years.)