I fricked up the only opportunity I've ever had at a threesome while home on leave from the Army. At least the only opportunity that was handed to me on a silver platter. A short story:

I had slept with one of the chicks a few times through out high school and into my 20s. Life long friends that would get drunk and sleep with each other at parties every now and then, but never anything beyond that. Anyways, I make a post online that I just got home & that I'm on leave for a month and to reach out if anyone would like to grab dinner/drinks and link up. My friend Kasey hits me up and tells me that a mutual friend of ours wants to see me and to come over to where they were at for the night. I end up going to see them at Kasey's now boy friends house who I don't know to watch football and have some drinks. The guy was a great host and took care of me for the night with food, drinks, entertainment, etc. Unfortunately for him he ended up getting sloppy drunk and passing out early into the evening.

The two girls, his now girl friend who I used to hook up with and our mutual friend decide to go upstairs and ask me to follow them. Of course I do and get pulled into one of the spare bedrooms. Swear to God I get told that they're both horny and ask if I've ever had a threesome before. I tell them no and get asked if I want to check that bucket list item off. Initially, I said absolutely: Let's ride. Thinking strictly with the meat hammer -- And then my conscience kicked in & started guilt tripping me. "Are you really gonna sleep with this guys lady given all of the accommodations he's provided to you, a complete stranger, tonight"? I ended up weighing my options and decided against it due to this guy going out of his way to be kind to me. Ultimately I think it was the right decision, but something I'll think about until the day that I die. Both girls were legit OT 7s too. Anyways, the night still had a good ending. In the moment after saying no, the mutual friend told me that she was single and that the drunk guy downstairs didn't have any impact on what she wanted to do. I ended up giving her the worst 3 minutes of her day, thanked her and the friend for the hospitality and went downtown with the boys afterwards. Moral of the story - being a decent human is always the right thing to do, but in certain situations will absolutely cock block you from threesome situations.

This post was edited on 9/10/21 at 10:15 am