re: What is the longest distance you have ever driven for sex?

Current girlfriend is in Corpus Christi - I drove to her place in July, 1,256 miles from my place to hers.

Longest I ever drove was late last August — 2,200 to Missoula, Montana to meet (what I thought was a) little smoke show I met online, who ended up being a bit of a catfish due to filters. Wasn’t fat. Just had a butterface. Still smashed.

I made the trip worth it, drove up to Glacier solo and did the Going to the Sun road, then back down through the Bitter Root and stopped in Darby where the Chief Joseph Ranch on Yellowstone is.

Came back down through Idaho Falls, over to Jackson, up to Yellowstone, back to Bozeman and over to Deadwood, Mt Rushmore and Badlands before the long arse haul back to East Tennessee. About a two week trip in total.