re: What's a random life accomplishment you hold dear that no one gives a shite about

In high school football, I tackled Tommy Cassanova just as he caught a punt, hitting him in the stomach with my helmet, knocking him onto his butt. I also fell back onto my butt and we both sat there staring at one another for about five seconds. He then picked up the ball and through it at me, hitting me in the facemask. (We should both have gotten penalties -- me for spearing and him for unsportsmanlike conduct.)