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re: Sen. John Kennedy tells Fauci to ‘cut the crap’ after Fauci lashes out at critics
Posted on 6/10/21 at 9:34 am to NC_Tigah
Posted on 6/10/21 at 9:34 am to NC_Tigah
https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_4019992
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Alec Baldwin’s ‘I Am God’ Speech From ‘Malice’ Is 20 Years Old
By Christopher Rosen 10/01/2013 09:33 AM ET | Updated Dec 06, 2017
quote:
I have an M.D. from Harvard, I am board certified in cardio-thoracic medicine and trauma surgery, I have been awarded citations from seven different medical boards in New England, and I am never, ever sick at sea. So I ask you: When someone goes into that chapel and they fall on their knees and they pray to God that their wife doesn’t miscarry, or that their daughter doesn’t bleed to death, or that their mother doesn’t suffer acute neural trauma from post-operative shock, who do you think they’re praying to? Now, go ahead and read your Bible, Dennis, and you go to your church, and, with any luck, you might win the annual raffle. But if you’re looking for God, he was in operating room number two on November 17th, and he doesn’t like to be second guessed. You ask me if I have a God complex. Let me tell you something: I am God.
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Posted on 6/10/21 at 10:00 am to ThinePreparedAni
Related joke. Skip if not interested.
A man dies and goes to the long line at the pearly gates. As he stands in line with everyone else a man in a Dr.'s lab coat with a stethoscope around his neck arrives and just walks through the gate and waves at Saint Peter and keeps going. This gets the man's curiosity going. When it's his time to go through the gate he asks Saint Peter who was that guy that looked like a doctor that went through the gate without stopping? Saint Peter responded, "That's God sometimes he thinks he's a doctor".
A man dies and goes to the long line at the pearly gates. As he stands in line with everyone else a man in a Dr.'s lab coat with a stethoscope around his neck arrives and just walks through the gate and waves at Saint Peter and keeps going. This gets the man's curiosity going. When it's his time to go through the gate he asks Saint Peter who was that guy that looked like a doctor that went through the gate without stopping? Saint Peter responded, "That's God sometimes he thinks he's a doctor".
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