re: Headed to New Orleans for the weekend, could use a TulaneLSU...

Going to try this as a creative writing exercise.

1). Go maskless at Oz on bourbon street. Unlike the Biblical cities of Sodom and Gomorrah factually documented in Genesis, Oz is a fictional city immortalized in a wretched tome by Baum. This Oz establishment on Bourbon street combines the worst attributes from all of these cities. The sexual depravity of Sodom and Gomorrah combined with the witchcraft laden and hallucinogenic inspired stories of the city of Oz (in addition to the brightly colored sequined footwear) combine to make this establishment the epitome of sinfulness. “The man behind the curtain” may astonish the crowd with smoke, fire, and mirrors in the aforementioned novel, much like the current DJ at the latter mentioned (club) Oz deceives the gathering with smoke and music, like a Greek Siren.

So why is this a place to go maskless? Despite the club’s clientele’s apparent disregard for various sexually transmitted pathogens, they have an abject fear of Covid, and are quite compliant with the Honorable Cantrell’s recommendations regarding this. I’m not sure why, as most patrons appear to be quite young and fit by my observations,with a BMI of less than 27 (with the exception of one hirsute husky lad nicknamed “Bear”), so their risk of long term Covid complications seem to be minimal.

Although I would recommend not looking back over your shoulder after visiting this vile establishment, as the risk of self-salination outweighs the Covid risk.