re: If Your arse Cannot Fit, Then You Cannot Sit

I got 10,000 sky miles once after I asked to change seats, but there were none to be had.. and the rep took a look and had pity on my soul. Atlanta to Dayton, 2 fat bitches in the same row with me, and each one of them deserved their own row.

I know we can't hurt feelings, but by god... can't airlines at least argue that fuel calculations rely on total weight or something?

I've been on caving trips where you have to prove you can fit thru a box before being allowed to go on the tour. I'd say, make the gate a sizewise tool so that the rep can deal with it.