re: ADT Salesman

I enjoy ADT. Living in Florida ...lake house on Lay Lake. Storm, got a call ...alarm at the lake house ....45 minutes no call back....45 minutes more another call. Cops go out again ...can't see anything. We drive up that weekend ...

How do you miss a tree across the right circular part of the driveway? The same tree that Alabama Power cut fifteen feet out of and removed to get to the downed power lines across the back of the house? Cops didn't see that because ....they never drove out.

The last alarm was the workshop ...Got out of the car ...walked around and started laughing. Wife walks up, what's funny? Did we have a wood pipe through the roof when we left? Tree behind us had snapped hit the power line, bounced straight up and came through the workshop roof. neat ten inch diameter hole. Took two of us to feed the tree out through the workshop. Missed my table saw by two feet ...

Cops came out and the excuses started ...We had a tornado and were busy ...no, straight line winds. We drove the driveway and saw nothing ....no tree blocking the driveway. We drove past the cut tree and saw nothing ....that might be possible, I had to get out of the car and walk aroud to back of the workshop to se the tree ...Any other creative ideas before I thank you and send you to watch bikinis on the beach? Good have fun.