re: My brother in law is wearing a Karl Marx t shirt at easter dinner

I was dating this hot liberal chick once. She invited me over for dinner at her family’s house in Baton Rouge (it may have been Christmas dinner, I can’t remember). While we were eating, she tells them that I’m republican (I’m registered republican, definitely right leaning but I really don’t claim any party).

That was it; the entire dinner party starts asking me questions. They’re trying to demoralize me and I just kept eating and answering their questions.

When we were done eating, I pushed back from the table, pulled out my pocket humidor and asked, “Would any of you gentleman care for a cigar while these ladies do the dishes?”

I stepped out on the back patio and one by one the “men” followed, even the old man. The ladies joined us after they were finished in the kitchen.

On the ride home with my lady-friend, I heard all the shite the women talked about me in the kitchen, but also heard all the good stuff they were saying about me too. Things like “man’s man”, “straight shooter”, and my personal favorite- “sexy a-hole”.