re: Im not eating lunch today either

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How are you feeling since the move to the other hospital, and have you gotten any digits from any of those nurses?

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Feeing much better, thanks. They let me have scotch with my pain medication over here.
I learned long ago to never give these whores your phone number.

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Will you make me a deal on any of your used clubs,

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Sorry but no.

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cuz you ain't never playing the tour again big fella.

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Nike is building me two new legs

Me