re: Just went off on Bill Cassidy's Staffer

Thanks for writing the office of Congressman Cassidy. We're unable to respond individually to your request, because we get a lot of letters, and honestly, we don't give a shite about any of them.

I'm too busy eating lobster, banging Chinese whores, an drinking to reply to you right now, but stay tuned! My marketing team will hit you up for donations when I'm getting ready for re-election.