re: Boxing Day Crawfish Boil; is this a tradition for anyone?

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He hates fun.

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I’m going to give you a pass because you had a Canadian with you, but.........

It’s a holiday observed by the Commonwealth of Nations. Boxing Day crawfish boil is not a tradition in Louisiana. We beat the British in the Battle of New Orleans so we didn’t have to celebrate this bullshite here. Don’t you know that?

Boxing day? Do you think this brings some semblance of class to your persona? Oh pip pip and cherrio my lads. It’s Boxing Day chaps! Let’s boil some crawfish to celebrate. Get the frick outta here.

Pick any day and it’s a holiday somewhere. fricking celebrate Wren Day while your at it I hear it’s a tradition in South Louisiana to dress up as a wren and running around the French Quarter asking people to buy you drinks. Which does sound kind of fun actually.

But is this a tradition for anyone else? God damn son you fill your life with some dumb arse shite that is not relevant to you. It’s so fake. Get real son.

And that pic of the crawfish on the table. It’s either stolen off the internet or you faked it with the pot looking like you just poured them out on the table. No way that is spontaneous. It’s staged. Quit being a fake mother fricker and just be real. No wonder you can’t find anyone. You’re not true to yourself. Wrapped up trying to create some picture perfect world for others to believe you live in.

Take a look at all the pics you show. Fake as frick. The dick pizza. The Christmas tree put up by an atheist. The perfect teeth. A recycled pic of some $25 a bottle bourbon like it’s the shite. You don’t know who the frick you are. How the hell are you supposed to find someone that is perfect for you if you are living a lie?

Just be yourself. Don’t bullshite things. Don’t fake anything. Don’t be something you’re not. You will not find happiness until you are true to yourself.

Least you’re not wearing that belly button of a hat. There might be hope for you.