re: Being Santa, do y’all write letters to your kids? Do you remember getting them?

Between all the daily elf on the shelf moving and the small notes “they” write my kids, and the anual Christmas Eve making and throwing of reindeer food, my creativity doesn’t allow for a 2-page letter from Santa.

I actually have really loved the elves thing, but it does take some work. Sucks if it’s 5 a.m. and you realize you forgot to move it and have to stealthily tiptoe around your house in utter darkness, armed with only the glow of an outdated iPhone and my inner-Ebenezer, cursing the brilliant a-hole who turned this into a thing.

Merry Christmas to all.