re: Your 9 year old son steals money out of your wallet

As a kid, one of my "chores' was to regularly empty all of the wastebaskets & trash cans inside the house to the outside trash can.

I was 9 or 10 years old when I was doing this and found a five dollar bill at the bottom of the wastebasket from my parents' room. The trash can was by the desk in their bedroom.

I told my dad what I'd found, and he said he remembered how it ended up in there. He told me to keep it and then gave me $10 more for being honest about it.

tl/dr: My parents got a good son, you got a POS son.

Have a great day!