Cheers Go Up From Nation's Unborn Babies

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Mothers around the country confirmed they felt their unborn babies dancing for joy and heard tiny cheers erupting from within them.

"It is as if millions of tiny voices suddenly cried out in hope," said one doctor, "hope that it would one day be illegal for their tiny voices to be suddenly silenced." Babies leaped within their mothers' wombs, some even breaking out into dances of celebration. Some uncool babies did the floss or dabbed.

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