re: PELS GAME DAY THREAD: Pels v Clipshow 5PM FOX SPORTS NOLA, 100.3 ESPN NOLA

ALRIGHT SONS THE frickING DOCTOR IS IN

LONZO DIAGNOSIS: THE frick. I THOUGHT WE FIXED YOUR frickING SHOT ISSUES. I DIDNT HATE YOUR LOOKS, BUT frick ALL MAN YOU GOTTA MAKE A FEW MORE THAN THAT. frick.

PRESCRIPTION: GO WATCH TIN CUP WHEN KEVIN COSTNER GOT THE SHANKS BECAUSE HE WASNT GETTING ANY frickING PUSSY. DO ALL THE THINGS HE DID LEADING UP TO HIM GETTING PUSSY. PROBLEM SOLVED

JRUE DIAGNOSIS: YOU GOOD SON. YOU CAME TO PLAY. YOU DONT NEED shite FROM THE DR.

BI DIAGNOSIS: ADAM SILVER CLEARLY WOULDNT LET HIS HOOKUP COME TO ORLANDO.

PRESCRIPTION: I SNEAK INTO THE frickING DISNEY BUBBLE (MOST LIKELY THROUGH THE frickING MAGIC KINGDOM CASTLES'S SEWAGE SYSTEM [AGAIN])WITH 2 POUNDS OF STINKY arse WEED. THAT SHOULD BE ENOUGH UNTIL THE PLAYOFFS FOR YOU IF YOU DON'T SHARE.

ZION DIAGNOSIS: ZIONS MAIN PROBLEM IS BEING SURROUNDED BY frickING R-TARDS THAT THINK PLAYING HIM 3-4 MINUTES AT THE BEGINNING OF EACH QTR IS A GOOD IDEA TO GET HIM BACK INTO SHAPE

PRESCRIPTION: JAZZERCISE.

FAVORS DIAGNOSIS: YOU GOT PUT IN SOME BAD frickING SPOTS LAST GAME BUT YOU DAMN SURE DIDN'T GET ANY HELP FROM THE COACHING STAFF AND THE GAME PLAN. YOU NEED TO BE THE SILENT frickING WARRIOR THAT MAKES US COMPETENT ON DEFENSE MAN.

PRESCRIPTION: FACE TIME WITH JEFF BZEDLEISOABCLXOAICK.

SONS. WE'VE GOT A frickING BATTLE TODAY. KAWHI-GON-JIN AND THE MOTHERfrickER RESPONSIBLE FOR WINDOWS ME ARE NO LIGHT frickING TASK. I NEED THIS W. YOU NEED THIS W. frick EM.

THIS IS A CLASSIC CASE OF......THATS frickING RIGHT....

PTAO! ITS ON!

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