re: New Restaurant Review: Nagoya

I just thought I'd share this reply from a co-worker of mine, just cuz im still in tears from reading it (actual names have been hidden to protect the innocent)

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I wanted to double check TT4E’s restaurant review:

So I walked into Nagoya and right away asked for the Asian Shania Twain. She was not there and I was instead served by an Asian Rosie O’Donnell. I recognized the short-skirted waitress in the next section from a massage parlor I patronized a year ago, and I remember her as being very, very nice. The place smelled like fish but I had been smelling a subtle fish smell since the date I was on the previous night so I didn’t mark it against the restaurant. I ordered some California rolls since only the best sushi places have those. Judging by the color, it looked very good; I was hungry and they were good. Except it had a bit much of a rice flavor to it though. (I don’t mind the ‘fishy’ flavor, since, as mentioned, I ate some fish the night before.) I would consider it a date place, but that may be related to my memories of the other waitress. Either way, I plan on returning to Nagoya on my next date so that when I tell the girl about that other waitress, it should make her jealous, thereby convincing her to get frisky with me. The ol’ you-snooze-you-lose play.

Atmosphere ***
Cleanliness *****
Service ***
Selection ***
Taste ****
Value *****

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