PoliTard Babe Thread: Ode To Dr. Birx - Boomin' Granny Edition TSFW

The soothing voice, the simple explanations, the discussions of "data mining", combined with the recent media beat down, I would love to attend a class taught by Dr. Birx.

You know what I mean when I say class baws....

I may or may not have changed some of the words.

Well it might sound odd, it might sound corny
But here's some sexy rhymes for those that are quarantined
For your boomin' granny with the boomin' system
Said I love ya won't leave ya so you got to listen
See I'm talkin' about the way that I'm feeling
You're so lovely, lengthy and so appealing
A sassy sophisticated sexy lady
Well I'm 43 and you're 63,
The clock is ticking so you better not front
We can go downtown and we could grab some lunch,
Well you're a lovely girlgolden girl, just like Bea Arthur
Just turn down the lights so we can go farther

Boomin' granny, boomin' granny
Boomin' granny, good and plenty

Because I saw ya at the forefront of the COVID fight
You dropped your knowledge and you were looking fine
Sophisticated, and so mature
I couldn't really care if you're 50 or 74
Because I want ya, and I need ya
Hey boomin' granny you could be my teacher
And I could be your pet, bet
Listen old lady I'm gonna make ya sweat!
I know I'm younger, and your much older
You look so nice on my Toyota Tacoma
I'm gonna take her to the low rider show, and flaunt ya
I gotta tell ya lady I said I want ya, boomin' granny















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