re: Isaiah Simmons - "It's Clemson against the world".

Earth - 1
Clemson - 0

The Earth spins at a rate of approximately 1,000mph when measured at the equator.
The Earth has a mass of 5.972 × 10^24 kg.
The Earth has a total surface area of 196.9 million square miles.
The Earth has withstood collision with another celestial body (forming the moon).
The Earth has withstood countless meteor and asteroid strikes and still managed to survive.

Clemson has a half-laced numb-nut with some sort of palsy as a head coach, a horse-faced man-girl as its QB and Isaiah Simmons mouthing off about how the Earth is against him when all it’s trying to do is orbit around its star.

I pick Earth.