re: Do you know anyone who actually drives with two hands on the wheel?

If I'm in the center or left lane or if the weather is bad, then yes both hands.

And I'll tell you what brought me to that. The proliferation of people fricking around with their devices while driving. It's shocking to see all these frickers driving in the left lane for instance who have their devices right in front of their faces.

Gives me the frickin' willies.