re: How long after your cup of coffee do you have to go?

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damn you some nasty motherfrickers ?

i poop around 630am after my first cup of coffee then get a shower and stick the tip of my finger in my butthole with tea tree shampoo on it and it makes my butthole feel minty fressh like my teeth do after i brush them. ?

i can't imagine taking a shite at work and wiping with dry paper and walking around like that all day. i like to get it done and clean myself properly and stay clean.

eta but i'm old so i'm regular as clockwork.

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All this

Time your bowel movements so you go right before a shower. I don't want to walk into the bathroom to smell shite.