re: Sitting here watching my wife and newborn sleep

Woke up at 3 to help my 3 year old go pee. My 5 year old just came out of his room asking to watch his iPad. Just shut the bedroom door and went downstairs to have coffee and watch some TV. Put the white noise on in our room before I left so my wife can sleep in.

Congrats on the kid, you’ve got a lot of early morning Tigerdropping coming over the next five years.

Update: the 3 year old woke up to take a dump. Tried to have a go on his own, but I heard him stomping around up there so went to check on him. shite smeared all over his arse. Good stuff. He’s got his iPad now and the house is back at peace.