re: The Man in the High Hat

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Definitely an alter

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Listen up, n00b. It’s storytime.

I’ve been on this site for nearly xv years. I am an absolute legend here. I predicted in October 2003 that LSU would win a national title if they ran the table after the Florida loss and was called an idiot by the entire internet, but that was nothing compared to the treatment I got in 2004 when I started boasting my prediction that John Brady would coach LSU to a Final Four, which came true in March 2006.

None of you will ever make predictions that brilliant as long as you live. Every time one of you calls me a moron, I ask myself, when will they learn?

I hope it’s never because I’ll always be chasing the high I got from having been right about the Brady Final Four.

I was right about it the whole time. Every person here who shat on me relentlessly for it was wrong, and they’ll always be wrong, and I’ll always be right, and nothing can ever change that, and I thank you immensely for giving me a reason to remind the rant of this.