re: If a girl tells you this on the first date how do you respond ?

Buddy on a first date took a girl to the steakhouse. The waiter was going through the sides and mentioned asparagus. The chick, right in front of the waiter, said "don't get the asparagus, it will make your cum taste funny."

He told me there was a long silence and a look from the waiter that said "you overpaid bringing this whore to a steak house."