re: 4-letter Identifier for Clinton National Airport, Little Rock

Does anyone know who I would speak to about getting a retail license for one of those concourse shops?

I have an idea for:

Lewinsky's Cigars

It will be an automated vending shop. The humidor / dispenser is in the shape of a large brunette woman wearing a stained blue dress. The customer selects the cigar he wants and walks to the humidor: It is in the shape of the woman lying on her back, legs akimbo and knees up. You get your cigar like delivering a baby.

If you ask "Is this a Cuban cigar?" an announcement will play saying "That depends on what the definition of "is" is!"

If you want your cigar tip cut, there is an automated angry hag wearing one shoe and she will cut it...and then, destroy your cellphone and delete all of your emails (I may need to post a warning here)