re: So a megachurch in Alexandria has a private jet

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I’m sure God told him to buy the plane

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God probably didn't tell him to buy the plane; it was a common-sense necessity.

You see, he communes with the Lord on flights since it's higher up toward Heaven; it helps to hear God. And booking all those flights, the costs sky-rocket. I'm sure it'll be a cost savings in the long-term.

And finally, when you start speaking in tongues on a commercial fight and say you're talking to God, things get really weird these days.