re: How many of you are planning to live in Louisiana your entire lives? Why?

I'm staying here forever. Yeah, it is a shithole, but it has its perks too.

I want to not go into the office and drive to Bayou Petit Caillou with some chicken necks and string and catch crabs all damned day long.

I want to throw my cast net at robinson canal and haul in shrimp all damned night.

I want to shoot doves off my fence with a pellet gun.

I want to tailgate for 12 hours before a home game, and not be the only person around.

I want to catch an alligator or a big snapping turtle crossing the road every now and then.

I want to run trout lines for catfish in the river battress.

I know I can do this in lots of places, but I can do it here, and I am already here, so I might as well stay.