re: Give me some T-Ball “coaching” tips

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Don’t expect them to listen much. No matter how many times you tell them this isn’t football they don’t seem to get it.

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See, you're thinking about this all wrong. You don't teach them baseball, you teach them a TOTALLY different sport during practice and then sit back and enjoy the glorious chaos during games.

Also, buy the sugariest snacks you can find. Hand them out three quarters of the way through practice so that they reach maximum effect about fifteen minutes AFTER practice in the minivan on the way home.

Three year olds can't understand baseball anyway, you might as well make them your unwitting minions in devastating their parents' lives for putting both of you through this.