re: No Kids Krewe - Assemble Inside

Parents are evil.

Random chemical reaction that repeats itself over time becomes conscious and then continues the same mindless repetition. Dumb.

Or, you bring a child into this world. God exists and has determined everything the child will do and every choice it will make. Meaning you've created an automaton that potentially was born to go to hell. You are a horrible person for foisting that onto another conscious being because you couldn't keep it in your pants (because choice is an illusion). Miserable robot.

Or, you bring a child into this world. God exists and every choice and action is scrutinized and weighed with the slim chance that your child finds the right buttons to push to make it into heaven. You have foisted upon another conscious being the same anxiety that you have had to live with your entire existence. Selfish.