re: I was at a local bar when a woman...

That happened to me, pre cell phones, the night before leaving on Spring Break.

That first date was incredible! We got back to her El Cid apartment. Things got kinky. She took out the glass eye and had me make love to the empty socket.

It was unbelievable!

I asked if we could do this again when I got back in town and she was all for it, saying, “I’ll keep an eye out for you.”