re: Tell me about a time you really fricked something up and got away with it.

Me and my friends stayed at my older brothers apartment when he was out of town when we were 17. First night we had a giant pile of weed on the kitchen table when the landlord (an older guy my brother kind of knew) came in to check the apartment in the morning, we all just acted like we were asleep but then freaked out that he'd tell my brother later.

The following night we got shitfaced drunk and had girls over. I took the keys to my brother's 2 week old, fully loaded Nissan Maxima and we went joyriding and to go get food. Being shitfaced, I didn't see that the road had a median when I went to pull out and I slammed into the curb, completely fricking up the splash shield and bumper, and popping the two front tires.

My dad came to the apartment and helped me fix the car the next day like it was nothing, bought 2 new tires that matched the back ones, and we both never proceeded to tell my brother. He also never found out that we stayed there those two nights.

Just one of many many dumb things I did.