re: Ben Simmons has tallied a triple-double through 3 quarters

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I didn’t see him play? How do you go make assumptions like that without knowing me? Even if that were the case, there is a television that his games were on.

But Bro, I bought 2 season tickets. One for me, and one just so I could bring random friends so they could enjoy the glory that was Ben Simmons. I even flew to NYC and sat courtside for the games we played in Brooklyn. I’m fact, I am in Ben Simmons’s showtime documentary. It’s literallyme standing up and clapping alone on the screen for 2-3 seconds.

Also, meaningless stats?

North Florida Win by 11- 43 points, 14 rebounds, 7 assists, 5 steals, 3 blocks, 2 turnovers
Marquette Lost by 1- 21 points, 20 rebounds, 7 assists
@Vandy Win by 8- 36 points, 14 rebounds, 4 assists
@Florida Lost 6- 28 points, 17 rebounds (LSU scores 62 total Points)
@Bama W by 2- 23 points, 8 rebounds. 4 assists
Georgia W by 4- 22 points, 14 rebounds


Honestly I could go on and on and on and on. When we said he “checked out”, he still scored over 20 points basically every game. The guy scored single digits ONE time. He scored 20 or more points IN 18 GAMES!!!

I’m so tired of this stupid narrative and it’s a problem. It’s a cultural problem and makes LSU fans look retarded because we have dumbfrick inbreds like you.

AND LASTLY, I live in Philly now. The guy is averaging 16ppg, 9rpg, 8apg...yea no one is complaining. People want him to develop a jumpshot, but no one is mad at his performance.