re: Stuff people used to say In the nineties but don't say any more

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Slow down, you're making the CD player skip when you hit all these bumps.

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I won $20 off a guy who bet me I couldn't make his CD player skip. He was a douchebag friend of my little brother. He had just spend $100 on portable CD player that was "skip proof" and he was being a jackoff at a get-together, showing it off. Banging it against the table, all kinds of shite to show how awesome his new thing was. So I made him a bet.

See, I happened to know that the non-skip technology was just delay, what kids today might call "buffer" on a youtube video.

So I shook that little piece of shite non stop, music still playing, jackass cackling and laughing at me, his little shithead friends laughing, and after about 30 seconds it skipped. I tossed it back to him.

He made good on the bet though, he paid me my $20. So he was only a 99% douchebag.