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re: Fellas, Date a Woman With Her Own Place
Posted on 12/11/18 at 4:37 am to BayouCatFan
Posted on 12/11/18 at 4:37 am to BayouCatFan
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Every other woman I have been with I think of sports as we are going at it in order to last longer. I make it a rule to never think about sex. For example, I will go over the lineup for the 86 Dodgers.
With her I eventually only thought about sex so that I would get mine as fast as possible. It was basically a race to the finish.
She was a Georgia fan was why she screamed it. Her poor roommates. Think about how pissed you would be if sound asleep at 2 am and your get woken up to,"lettttt thoooosssseeee bulllldooogggs loooooseee!!!!!"
That wasn't even my weirdest sexual experience. I once went home with a woman who shows me her new tattoo on her foot. Its a penis cumming on a cherry. She told me her son helped her pick it out. I was a bit freaked out, but she had huge fake tits so I ignored my misgivings and enjoyed myself.
All of this is fricking hilarious. You definitely need to do a stand up night. I’d watch that shite.
This post was edited on 12/11/18 at 4:37 am
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